Showing posts with label 1.5 stars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1.5 stars. Show all posts

Monday, February 22, 2010

Two New Winter Thrillers Help 2010 Paint the Snow Red

Jan 2010, Martin Campbell, 117 mins




First is the quote, unquote return of Mel Gibson in Edge Of Darkness. Crazy, drunk, and racist are terms all too easily linked to Mr. Gibson over the past decade. With Edge of Darkness, some of the old school actor in him bleeds out to the point you’re actually able to forget the recent nonsense.


Gibson plays Thomas Craven, a Boston detective, gone rogue in the search for his daughter’s murderers. The action starts hot and heavy with a great splatter death that gives the restaurant scene in History of Violence a run for its money on the gore-o-meter.


As Craven picks apart the life of his daughter, he begins to unravel what may have been more than just a random act of violence. What seemed like a normal parental revenge flick, ala Death Wish and Death Sentence, shows slight signs of turning into a political minded thriller.


The film was a good choice for Mel as it gets back to his successful revenge-themed movies of the ‘80s and ‘90s. His dark, one minded character is heavy on the rugged intensity, light on emotion, and driven to madness. This madness makes for some of the film’s best scenes, as he stumbles, weathered and beaten through gun battle after gun battle. There is a craziness in his eyes that connects to the audience and allows the viewer into his mind process.


Darkness is aptly directed by Martin Campbell, who shows a knack at illuminating his protagonist’s inner battles in most of his films. Campbell is the same director who made James Bond a sadist, revenge driven man in Casino Royale. Here, there are similarities in the glare and the mood between Daniel Craig’s Bond, and Mel Gibson’s Craven.


Feb 2010, Joe Johnston, 102 mins




Also drenching the mid February snow with carnage is the re-imaging of the horror classic, The Wolfman. The film, a moody period piece, looks beautiful on screen. Director Joe Johnston (October Sky, Jurassic Park III) knows how sculpt an amazing imaginary world of Werewolves and curses. However, the films main curse is the screenplay by Andrew Kevin Walker and David Self. With every nerve awakening jolt, comes a soggy back and forth between the characters. The second curse was the casting of Benicio Del Toro as the title character. You sit, watching this fine actor, in bewilderment at how bad he is for this part. Again, he doesn’t have the opportunity for many good lines because of the poor script but it’s a far cry from his performances in Traffic or Usual Suspects.


Anthony Hopkins is devilishly good in supporting role and Emily Blunt proves again she can be relevant in any role given to her. But it’s hard to get away from the dialogue that seemed written for a modern day scare-fest and not rooted in the 1891 setting.


On the upside, there are chilling moments and it is fun to watch the transformation of human to Lycan but all of this was shown in the full length trailer of the film.


The Wolfman ends in less than stunning fashion with a face off of fur that seemed more like a cat fight than a junkyard dog brawl.


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Brüno




Jul 2009, Larry Charles, 81 mins

Sacha Baron Cohen loves his dick. A dick that he believes must be shown to every aching eye, brown or otherwise. In Brüno, there is a lot of dick – and barely any social commentary about the acceptance of homosexuality. How many movies can you say those last two lines about?


The lack of commentary is fine; I don’t really think people started caring more about the people of Kazakhstan after seeing Borat. Cohen wants to amuse but also disguise his humor, even if very slightly, with a word of hope or change. He does not always succeed.


Brüno has plenty of laughs, but most of them fall on light pop-culture references and topical humor. Some of the best jokes make reference to Sex and the City, or convince you again to agree that Hollywood-wannabe parents are retards. Not really groundbreaking stuff here.


In a nutshell, Brüno is a three part soup. Take 2 oz Borat, mix in a shot of shock and aww, and top with one large, used double-sided electronic dildo with handle bars and handcuffs. Now, pour the contents over your face and sit in it for 81 minutes.


The Shock-u-mentary style that Cohen has created may not last forever. The “film” barely counts as a motion picture. And now, he's made films from all three of his original Da Ali G Show characters. Though I would love another attempt. Maybe the next time he could try a film with a script so he wouldn’t have to ad lib with his dick.


To compare this to an M. Night Shyamalan film, it’s not as bad as The Village but not as good as The Sixth Sense. Here’s hoping Cohen’s next film is a little more Signs and a little less Lady in the Water.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

New on DVD - Fierce People




Nov 2007, Griffin Dunne, 107 mins

At the completion of Griffen Dunne's Fierce People, I found myself alone in my bathroom, curled up in the corner, banging my head up against the wall. Why you ask? ...because what had begun as one of the most profound and cinematically perfect coming-of-age tales, took one of the most deliberate and terrible turns down shit creek.

The best way to explain 'F.P.'s tragic demise is like a great thriller that has you on the edge of your seat for the first half of the film, then the second act kind of slips off, and by the end its become a slasher movie with fake blood and entrails splattered all over the place.

If I have confused anyone, I apologize. Fierce is not a thriller, its a classic tale of a poor boy meets rich girl over summer break.

Diane Lane and Donald Sutherland both give fine performances but every last delight the film offers in the first 100 minutes is crushed and smoothered by the cinematic equivalent of assisted suicide.
This is the breakdown
1st quarter: 3 1/2 stars
2nd quarter: 2 1/2 stars
3rd quarter: 2 stars
4th quarter: -1 star ...for a grand average of = 1.75 stars

This ain't 3rd grade math class so, we rounded down.