Friday, April 23, 2010

Box Office Predictions

My predictions for Friday, April 23rd - Sunday, April 25th


$14.9 --- How to Train Your Dragon

$13.0 --- The Losers

$12.9 --- The Back-Up Plan

$10.9 --- Kick-Ass

$9.7 --- Date Night

$9.0 --- Oceans

$7.4 --- Clash of the Titans

$6.5 --- Death at a Funeral

$3.0 --- The Last Song

$2.4 --- Alice in Wonderland


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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Kick-Ass

Apr 2010, Matthew Vaughn, 117 mins





Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a colorful comic book hero curse excessively on film? What if that colorful comic book hero is an 11 year old, angel-faced girl? Ok, even if you haven’t thought about this before, let me tell you, it’s frickin awesome! As is most of the new action-comedy, Kick-Ass, an original look at the overplayed comic book genre that has dominated multiplexes over the past decade.


In a world where everyone reads comics and watches their inspired movies, why hasn’t an actual superhero ever existed in what we call reality? Because, in reality, they would get their ass killed in two minutes, right? In Kick-Ass, we learn that a hero doesn’t need to knock people out with a “pow!” or a "bang!" ...or tie them in webs. They can simply blow the stuffing out of the bad guys with an arsenal of weaponry.


Nicolas Cage shows up as Big Daddy, a revenge minded Batman look-a-like who snipes and slashes with unmatched skill. Cage, despite his recent roles in stinkers like Bangkok Dangerous and The Wicker Man, is a good actor and strikingly not annoying in this performance. His sidekick, the 11 year old Hit Girl, is the gem of the movie. Watching her rumble with evil-doers in acrobatic fashion almost brings to mind a young Yoda. Her killer blade is only outdone by her killer tongue - cursing up a storm that even Tarantino would blush at.


Kick-Ass himself, a self made superhero who really is just a nerd in a wet suit, is great fun to watch. But by the end of the film he seems more like a side character than a title worthy lead.


Kick-Ass is a smart and timely movie that will have any adult viewer laughing. Its bloody violence is as extreme as anything I’ve seen in the past few years, and a nice treat considering the young cast and hip title.


Thursday, April 15, 2010

Box Office Predictions

My predictions for Friday, April 16th - Sunday, April 18th


$21.5 --- Death at a Funeral

$19.0 --- Kick-Ass

$16.5 --- How to Train Your Dragon

$14.5 --- Date Night

$13.8 --- Clash of the Titans

$5.4 --- The Last Song

$4.8 --- Why Did I Get Married Too?

$2.9 --- Hot Tub Time Machine

$2.9 --- Alice in Wonderland

$2.1 --- The Bounty Hunter


Hot Tub Time Machine

Mar 2010, Steve Pink, 100 mins




Hot Tub Time Machine is a good, raunchy, crude R rated comedy. Although it doesn’t challenge the hilarity of The Hangover, it does serve as a perfectly fine 100 minutes of dumb sex jokes and drunken antics. And it has John Cusack going back to the ‘80s with his tongue fully in his cheek.


Cusack and his crew (Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, and the awesome Rob Corddry) travel back through time in a... you guessed it... hot tub. After waking up from a booze-educed slumber and puking on a squirrel, the guys hit the slopes of their ski lodge. They notice fellow skiers in neon ski suits and leg warmers, chicks with crimped hair, and dudes listening to their cassette players. Inevitably, they realize that they have been transported to the Reagan era. Confused and desperately trying to avoid making Hitler president (via “the butterfly effect”), comedy ensues.


What is worth talking about is Corddry and his star making turn as Lou. As a drunk, bald, divorcee, Lou is the brightest light in this starry sky of belligerence. From his off-color pop culture references, to his unyielding whisky pounding and womanizing, this character is great fun to watch. In a movie where nothing is politically correct, Lou still manages to stand out.


Does the movie flow well, no. Will any of the big laughs be memorable enough to be talked about after the films theatrical run, no. Was it a great way to spend the evening, yes. It was also nice to see a film that didn’t need a third dimension just to get you in the seat.


Thursday, April 1, 2010

Box Office Predictions

My predictions for Friday, April 2nd - Sunday, April 4th

$65.0 --- Clash of the Titans
$28.5 --- How to Train Your Dragon
$20.9 --- The Last Song
$18.1 --- Why Did I Get Married Too
$8.6 --- Alice in Wonderland
$7.1--- Hot Tub Time Machine
$6.2 --- The Bounty Hunter
$5.1 --- Diary of a Wimpy Kid
$1.9 --- Green Zone
$1.9 --- She's Out of My League

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